Goat Simulator: GoatZ
May 7, 2015CasualIndieSimulationWindowsmacOSLinux
GoatZ. Mandatory zombie survival DLC, because that's what everyone is doing now. You even have to eat every damn five minutes to survive because Dean Hall & Garry Newman said so. GoatZ. This is your story. The only aim is to survive.
That’s right - you’ve found the ONLY SURVIVAL GAME ON STEAM that is NOT in Early Access!*
You no longer have to fantasize about being a zombie goat in the middle of a zombie apocalypse, your dreams have finally come true!
*not totally sure if this is even true, to be honest we didn’t bother to look it up. But it’s still pretty funny, right?
You no longer have to fantasize about being a zombie goat in the middle of a zombie apocalypse, your dreams have finally come true!
Key Features
- Mandatory crafting system because everyone else is doing it
- Zombies that bug out. There’s a pun here about actual living bugs, but we’re not going to bother
- You can craft anything in the world, as long as it’s one of the half dozen weapons in the game
- Zombies, because this is a zombie game, remember?
- A pretty big new map with some stuff in it
- Completely realistic survival mode where you have to eat every damn five minutes to survive because Dean Hall & Garry Newman said so
- Tons of unlockable new goats with special powers (wow, never thought I’d ever write that sentence a couple of years ago. Also hi mom)
*not totally sure if this is even true, to be honest we didn’t bother to look it up. But it’s still pretty funny, right?