Boring Man: Premium!

Boring Man Premium lets you support your favorite developer, and gives you get some cool benefits as well. This DLC has a guarantee that it is NOT a "Pay to Win" buy, and anybody who owns this DLC will not gain an advantage in gameplay.

• Hats! Over 30 hats to pick from! Customize your stick soldier with headgear adornments.
  
• Colorful bullets! Wow your friends and enemies as you shower them with leaded death of a color of your choosing.
  
• Colorful... blood? Change the hue of your fragile life essence!
  
  
  
  
• Doublejump effects and colorful jetpack vapor are yours to control!
  
• Get 2 new emotes to show off to your friends! Threaten your enemies with the /warcry and /letsgo emotes. Make them wet their pants in fear.
  
                 
  
  
• Change the pitch of my.. I mean your voice when doing emotes!
  
• Your username color in game and global chat can be customized!