University of Progress
A fully-voiced, choice-driven visual novel taking place in 2016. Play as a cynical college student as he causes chaos for everyone unfortunate enough to meet him.
Story
Play as Millard Wilson, a cynical young man who seems to have little hope for his life. After all, financial aid and nicotine can only do so much when you're constantly getting swamped in assignments.
But look on the bright side! College is full of fun people. And by fun, I mean fun to mess with.
For example, if a loser nerd whines about how women won't sleep with him, just give him the worst dating advice imaginable and watch him humiliate himself! Or if the annoying frat boy won't shut up about cars, just vandalize his car with spray paint!
See? College is fun if you approach it with the right mindset!
And if that helps, you also have Marcus! Your best friend who will always have your back. Pretty useful, isn't it?
Things to do
Meet cute girls (and boys)
Mess with insecure men
Make your roommate cry
Commit insurance fraud
Take assorted pills (not kidding)
Never cry
Don't ever cry
Men don't cry
Remember that weak men are useless
Weak men are useless
Useless
Useless
Useless
Millard's past? You don't want to know.