Fedorable Life
A text-based comedy life simulator about managing a fedora-clad neckbeard through anime, gaming, internet arguments, conventions, collectibles, and questionable decisions. Raise your stats, unlock collectibles, pursue multiple endings, and discover just how Fedorable life can become.
No friends. No drama. No life. It's a...
Fedorable Life is the definitive text-based comedy life simulation game about managing the daily survival of a fedora-clad neckbeard.
You play as Nick Beardman as you balance his needs, waste money on collectibles, argue online, attend conventions, play video games, eat tendies, watch anime, touch grass... maybe you'll end up improving his life.
Features
Survive day-by-day in the world's most authentic neckbeard simulator
Engage in larger-than-life internet arguments in a turn-based debate minigame
Fight against destiny itself in our claw machine minigame
Discover 250+ events, side quests, internet arguments, and convention adventures
Go to bars and attend conventions from the safety of your own home
Collect hats, figures, swords, and other treasures
Unlock multiple playable neckbeards
Shape your future across 10 different endings
Originally released as a browser game in 2016, Fedorable Life returns as a remastered standalone edition with expanded content, reworked systems, new minigames, additional endings, and Steam achievements.