Smack Your Balls - Sporting Goods Pack

Smack Your Balls – Sporting Goods Pack

Your balls have suffered enough indoors.

Take them out for some fresh air, competitive spirit, and completely irresponsible recreational violence with the Sporting Goods Pack.

Three classic pieces of sporting equipment. Three terrible ideas. One extremely vulnerable sack.

• Baseball Bat – Step up to the plate and absolutely cream your balls. Home runs are optional. Regret is guaranteed.

• Tennis Racket – Work on your serve, perfect your backhand, and introduce your nuts to a sport traditionally played with a much less sensitive kind of ball.

• Golf Club – Grip the shaft, address the balls, and swing with confidence. If you hear someone yell “FORE!”, it’s already too late.

Whether you're trying to knock one out of the park, serve up a pair of swollen aces, or finally get your handicap down to two functioning testicles, this pack gives you everything you need to become the athlete your sack never asked for.

Includes:

• Baseball Bat

• Tennis Racket

• Golf Club

• Absolutely no protective cup

Turn your grooming session into a three-sport championship of poor decisions.

Smack Your Balls – Sporting Goods Pack

Because sometimes playing with your balls just isn’t competitive enough.

Requires the base game Smack Your Balls. Sportsmanship not included. Ice pack sold separately.