Blackout - Night Vision
Tired of not seeing things in a game about not seeing things? For just $199 you can see everything, find the switch, and finish in a fraction of the time. Congratulations. You've beaten the game by paying not to play it.
Finally, a way to skip the only thing BLACKOUT is about.
You bought a game about being lost in total darkness. Bold choice. Brave, even. And now, after careful consideration, you have decided that what this game really needed was for you to be able to see.
Say no more.
Press N (or RB on a controller) and a night vision tube flickers to life, bathing the entire warehouse in a soothing, premium green. Every pillar. Every crate. Every aisle, stretching off into a darkness that is, frankly, no longer your problem. The switch you were supposed to spend an hour listening for? It's right over there. You're welcome.
Features:
Sight. In a game about the dark.
A realistic tube that flickers when it strikes, so you still feel something.
Marks your run as assisted, so the leaderboard in your heart knows what you did.
Does absolutely nothing when switched off. Much like the purchase.
Why $199? Because it is the single worst thing you could do to this game, and we priced it accordingly. It is not a typo. It will not go on sale. If it ever looks cheap to you, please lie down.
Who is this for? Nobody. We checked.
Requires BLACKOUT, $199, and a complicated relationship with the dark.