Poubelle City: Métropolitain Zinzin

A message from the Municipal Administration, under the authority of His Honor the Mayor, Hugo Lupo

Dear Poubellians,

Our magnificent city is immensely proud to announce that work on our metro is finally complete! You can now travel across our entire metropolis at breakneck speed, all thanks to the Métropolitain Zinzin!

🚇 A NETWORK THAT MATCHES OUR AMBITIONS

33 stations. 4 lines. From Gare Saint-Connard to Hauts-des-Poubelles, by way of the brand-new Hugo Lupo station, named at the request of a tremendous number of citizens.

🎫 A TICKET EVERYONE CAN AFFORD!

A ticket costs just 2 Bucks. For citizens who choose not to pay, our trained and highly motivated inspectors will be waiting for them at the gates.

TRAVEL INFO (In the event of a minor or major incident, a protest, unscheduled works, a suicide or a terrorist attack, City Hall has thought of everything! A bus is now available, and even a sightseeing boat!)

😀 A CITY THAT STANDS BY YOU!

Money a little tight? Poubelle City is thinking of you. Our Alloco agency has doubled its budget and launched its new Back to Work campaign!

GAMEPLAY

Métropolitain Zinzin is a darkly comic narrative point & click. You play a broke nobody who wakes up in a filthy apartment in Poubelle City, with three hearts of health, an empty bum bag and a phone that somehow still works.

🎭 A DAZZLING CULTURAL LIFE

Our new Municipal Museum, built in just four months, is a testament to our high standards. Any rumor of budget mismanagement is pure disinformation. Poubellian nights have lost none of their sparkle!

Statement from Mayor Hugo Lupo

“The Métropolitain Zinzin is proof that Poubelle City is a city on the move! Four lines, thirty-three stations, thousands of citizens carried toward their future every single day. I ride it myself every day, just like any other resident, and I can tell you it’s the best metro you’ll find anywhere in Europe!”

Come and live the Métropolitain Zinzin experience!

Whether you’re just passing through or a long-time rider, the Métropolitain Zinzin invites you to explore its corridors, breathe its authentic air and meet its colorful passengers. Thanks to ongoing modernization works on lines R, J and V, your journey has never been faster! In the event of delays, breakdowns, the disappearance of a loved one or any other inconvenience, Poubelle City accepts no liability whatsoever.

Hugo Lupo, Mayor of Poubelle City
“Together, let’s ride the metro to the city where anything is possible!”

Message approved by the Municipal Administration of Poubelle City and the Métropolitain Zinzin Transit Authority.