Please Stop Feeding The Frog

You have a frog. He's hungry.

Kill bugs, throw them into his mouth, and sell whatever garbage he burps out. Use the money to buy better weapons so you can feed him even more.

It's a completely normal incremental game.

What you do in this game:

• Punch, slap, stab, and shoot backyard creatures.

• Pick up their dead bodies and physically throw them into the frog's mouth.

• Sell the random garbage he burps out for money.

• Buy increasingly cool weapons. Yes, there's a shotgun.

• Feed the frog to make him bigger.

• Unlock new creatures.

• Find rare rainbow bugs and gamble them for frog hats and colors.

• Eventually feed him things that definitely shouldn't fit inside a frog.

A few things you should know:

• The frog yaps a lot.

• There's a sign telling you not to feed him.

• You should probably listen to it.

Anyway, have fun.