Talahon Simulator: Bahnhofskönig

Welcome to the station district, bro.

Rami is 19, lives with his mum Anne and has a plan: become a rapper, become King of the Station, and impress Talahina. The problem: €12.84 in his account. Studio time at Studio 069 costs €200.

So Rami delivers mysterious packages for a guy called "Shadow". Code words, back-alley handovers, "Don't ask what's inside". And always dodge the city enforcement office.

What awaits you

• Frankfurt as an open world: the main station, Kaiserstraße, Zeil, Konstablerwache and Hauptwache
  
• Two story days: Day 1 with the package mystery, Day 2 as "an ordinary day in the life of a Talahon", from getting up at 12:30 to philosophising at 4 a.m.
  
• Minigames: spitting duel, punching-machine battle, staring contest, selling bazaar perfume, a gym session and a TokTok LIVE stream with Talahina
  
• BOLZ e-scooter: battery, boost, jumps, tricks and its own race series
  
• Delivery job with ranks: packages all over town, faster deliveries mean bigger tips
  
• Side missions: from Anne's shopping list to campaign chaos at the Hauptwache
  
• Your rapper name: you decide what Rami is called in the scene
  
• Over 1,400 voiced lines, all in German, with Frankfurt slang and real Hessian dialect (the game itself is in German)
  
• Original German rap soundtrack in the main menu and on the scooter radio

Satire with heart

Talahon Simulator pokes fun at the wannabe lifestyle: fanny packs, aura, rapper dreams and big plans. Origin and religion are never the punchline. Rami stays likeable, and in the end family is what counts.